Draft a starting XI. Simulate a 38-match season. Share the card. That's the whole game — and you'll play it eleven times tonight.
No subscription. No account. Works offline. Your data never leaves your device.
BUILD YOUR XI Scout a pool of 120 fictional players — from Gonzalo Golazo ("scores from the parking lot") to Ole Butterfingersen ("proving them mostly wrong"). One goalkeeper, four defenders, three midfielders, three forwards, one $100M budget. Every scouting note is a clue: the pool hides genuine bargains and expensive traps. Finding them is the game.
SURVIVE THE SEASON Your squad plays 19 fictional rivals home and away, from Real Imaginario down to Crab Shack Athletic. Results reveal one match at a time — tap to fast-forward — with a running record and a full final league table. Every season is driven by a visible seed: same squad + same seed = exactly the same season, so your friends can verify your run (or reroll the dice and chase a better one).
EARN THE CARD Every season ends in a shareable card: your record, your grade from F to S+, your full XI, and the seed that proves it. Finish champion without losing a match and you join the invincibles — confetti included.
CHASE THE PERFECT SEASON Your best season is saved on device. A sharp draft gets you a title race. Going 38-0-0? That's the flex the share button was built for.
- 120 hand-written fictional players with personality
- $100M draft budget with bargains and traps to discover
- Deterministic, seed-based season simulation
- Full 20-team league table
- Shareable season card image
- Best season saved locally
- Works completely offline — nothing collected, ever
