Human to Dog Translator Ultra

Did you ever want to say something to your dog? This app will allow you to translate your exact human words to dog language. Simply use voice recognition or type your message using the keyboard. The app will convert your text input to "woofs" so your dog will understand exactly what you're saying. Woof, woof! (Try it now!) App intended for entertainment purposes only. App does not guarantee the accuracy of the translations offered. No animals were harmed in the making of this app.